zeldathemes
Higher. Further. Faster. More.

You and me’ve always been like this. Always a little removed. Always… dreaming.
And we'll be the stars we were always meant to be.


Paxie Amor: Professional Dreamer, Crazy Crocheter, Commander in the Carol Corps Yarn Brigade

Quote from "Captain Marvel #1 (2012)" by Kelly Sue DeConnick

p4-proswagonist:

「紅組」_「.Axis.」の漫画 [pixiv].htm

  #thewitchesofeastwood  

pieandhotdogs:

elderleaves:

spamanos:

zeus took fuck, marry, kill way too seriously

"IT’S ‘FUCK, MARRY, OR KILL!’ ‘OR!’ NOT AND!’ WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!?”

— Hades at some point probably

I laughed way too hard at this.

  #thewitchesofeastwood  

deducecanoe:

thewinterrsoldier:

lumos5001:

I’D WATCH THE HELL OUTTA THIS!!!

It would be like Agents of SHIELD but Doctor Who!!!

yesssssssss

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

  #thewitchesofeastwood  
so i just read your stevetony fic Your Barista Is... and omg it was sO GOOD (and i just have to ask do you live where coffee milk actually exists bc i flipped out when that was mentioned. so thank you for referencing that <3 ok bye)

Thank you! I’m glad you enjoyed it!

I have a confession to make, I… I’ve never actually had real coffee milk like you would get in a restaurant. When I was growing up in Andover, NY, there was a vending machine that had milk based coffee products, like Mocha and Cafe Latte, which I found recently in my new home in Wisconsin and it made me happy… anway! I heard about the real stuff via an episode of “Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives”, and it sounded like something Steve might like.

Trying the real stuff is on my bucket list :D

PS: I enjoy your username :D

  #clinthotguybarton    #Paxie Answers the People  
canmakedothink:

tangtk:

THIS! XD

Also I have
maratini
and
tigrerosa
-
agentpaxieamor
isn’t around enough lately to be a good influence on us!!! :)

Hey, my internet sucks and I&#8217;m job hunting, I don&#8217;t have time to be your voice of reason xD

canmakedothink:

tangtk:

THIS! XD

Also I have
maratini
and
tigrerosa
-
agentpaxieamor
isn’t around enough lately to be a good influence on us!!! :)

Hey, my internet sucks and I’m job hunting, I don’t have time to be your voice of reason xD

  #canmakedothink    #tigrerosa    #maratini  

rockees:

a ferocious beast

shingekinokyojinheaven:

awwww-cute:

The face she gives me when she wants to get on the couch

let her on the damn couch you monster

shingekinokyojinheaven:

awwww-cute:

The face she gives me when she wants to get on the couch

let her on the damn couch you monster

annaflea:

So I read this story and just HAD to draw it. I can’t even remember the last time I did a comic… It was so fun! I’ll have to do more. :)

Original story by - angergirl

In which I, with the help of Katie, write a Gay Werewolf Action Movie

**Context: Katie and I are doing a Werewolf: The Apocalypse Role Play**
Me: I feel like if this were an action movie, this is when their car would be t-boned by a hummer
Katie: Luckily, it's some kind of romantic movie with werewolves.
Me: Men in black hoods appear out of nowhere and pull a dazed Tommy out of the car. They have to pull hard because he's clinging to Cedric's hand
Me: (Shh, Katie, I'm telling a story)
Katie: "No, my car..."
Me: Cedric was on the side that was hit, because they knew he'd be okay
Me: Tommy is taken away to Ioan's headquarters, where he's held captive to keep Cedric in line. Cedric has finally had enough of this shit.
Me: HE CALLS VICTORIA
Me: She comes to England and the two of them FUCK UP ALL THE SHIT
Me: But they can't find Tommy.
Me: UNTIL
Me: Ioan calls to Cedric. He's at the top of the building with Tommy, who is beaten up, wearing silver chains to keep him weak (though he hasn't changed yet, they aren't taking chances).
Me: THE FINAL BATTLE BEGINS
Me: It comes down to the end, Cedric has a choice! Kill Ioan and end this, or let him live
Me: Cedric is a good man, he does not kill his brother.
Me: Until he pushes Tommy off the building, they he tears his head off
Me: Cedric falls to his knees!
Me: The agony! THE HEARTBREAK
Me: He has finally defied his brother and become his own person, and for what?!
Me: FOR NOTHING GODDAMN IT
Katie: "I...don't really mind if Ioan dies. He's an ass."
Me: You shush too, I am telling a story
Me: Where was I... right!
Me: FOR NOTHING!
Me: NOTHIIIIIIIIING
Me: But then... a soft voice calls to him
Me: Can it be?!
Me: Cedric rushes to the side and finds Tommy, a few floors below, clinging to a small ledge!
Me: THE BOY IS TERRIFIED OF HEIGHTS AND IS FREAKING OUT
Me: Cedric saves him, pulling him safely into his arms. He kisses him, tells him he loves him
Me: Tommy says he loves him too and asks if they can go home now
Me: Home ends up being a small farm in California, where Chase Enterprises has a new HQ. They have chickens and some goats, and a pair of sheep named Lady and BaaBaa
Katie: "Did Tommy name the sheep?"
Me: Tommy named the sheep
Me: Somewhere in all that, Tori hooks up with a hot werewolf.
Me: And they all lived happily ever after.
Katie: Right, so, none of that happens.
  #reblogging because I has sadness